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Breaking News: tennis star Dustin Brown out with back soreness after carrying the ATP World Tour for 3 decades. Timeline for recovery unknown.
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There are two constants in life:



The sun rising in the morning and setting in the evening



and



Dustin Brown winning tennis matches
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Dustin 2 Rafa 0
We are just the only two people who actually know anything about tennis
wawrinka
Mate are you actually Luke Allen LMAO
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Top 10 Greatest Players of the Decade (2010s):



1) DUSTIN BROWN

Accomplishments: 2-0 record against Nadal (best winning % against Nadal of all active players), 30 grandslam titles, year end number 1 every year, undefeated on grass, greatest trickshots of all time, the GOAT



2) BERNARD TOMIC

Accomplishments: Active tanking streak of 70 consecutive matches (longest of all time), participated in shortest match of all time, 4 ATP titles, counts his 6 million dollars in prize money



3) JACK SOCK

Accomplishments: 3x grand slam champion, 1 ATP finals title, year end #2 in 2018, went from ATP #698 to #8 then back to #253, good trickshots



4) ROBIN HAASE

Accomplishments: Highest ranked Dutch tennis player during the 2010s, masters semifinalist (Canada 2017), most games recorded against Nadal during the 2017 French Open



5) RUBEN BEMELMANS

Accomplishments: Key contributor to Belgium's Davis Cup final run, 1 ATP title (Los Angles 2012)



6) YUICHI SUGITA

Accomplishments: 1x Antalya challenger titlist (I known it's a 250 but come on, it's basically a challenger), defeated #8 seed Jack Sock (see #3) in grueling 4 set match in 2018 Austrailian Open first round



7) JOHN MILLMAN

Accomplishments: defeated Roger Federer to reach 2018 U.S Open quarter finals, ATP 500 Tokyo finalist 2019, Goated nickname: "the Mailman", always delivers (even on Sundays and non-business days)



8) DUDI SELA

Accomplishments: once stood on chair and gave Ivo Karlovic a hug, best player under 6ft with one-handed backhand of the 2010s



9) GUY ORLY IRADUKUNDA

Accomplishments: IDEK he just has a cool name



10) CLAY THOMPSON

Accomplishments: &t=119s

No further explanation needed.
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All-ATP Trickshot First Team:



#1 Singles: Dustin Brown

#2 Singles: Gael Monfils

#3 Singles: Benoit Paire



#1 Doubles: Jack Sock-Nick Kyrgios

#2 Doubles: Grigor Dimitrov-Pablo Cuevas

#3 Doubles: Fabrice Santoro-Mansour Bahrami

#4 Doubles: Alexandr Dolgopolov-Alexander Bublik
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"Grass court season is my season"



-Dustin Brown



After an injury-plagued first half of the 2019 season, the GOAT will look to bounce back during the grass court season. Although rivals like Bernard Tomic are very skilled grass court players, they are no match for Dustin's dominance. I expect Dustin to win every grass tournament he plays.



¡DALE DUSTIN!
Dustin 2 Rafa 0
And the GOAT
wawrinka
Dustin is legit the god of tennis
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Dustin Brown is the GOAT of tennis because he has never been beaten by an opponent. The only reasons Dustin ever loses are the following:



1) He beats himself- Although Dustin has played very respectable opponents in Bernard Tomic and Ruben Bemelmans, he has never lost to them. He beats himself by making bad decisions during matches.



2) Injuries- Dustin has been injury-plagued during much of his career. It would be ignorant to believe that he would not have won every tournament he played.



3) Rigged Tournaments- Because he wins so much, the world tour decided to start fixing matches in order to make the tour more entertaining. If not for this, it would be needless to say that Dustin would have every record in tennis.



¡DALE Dustin!
wawrinka
Today he beat himself :((
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TOP TEN MOST UNDERRATED TENNIS PLAYERS OF ALL TIME:



1. Robin HAASE

2. Dudi SELA

3. Radu ALBOT

4. Felix CORWIN

5.
Dustin 2 Rafa 0
Bernie is too good to be underrated
wawrinka
Or dolgopolov, could beat anyone on his day
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DUSTIN BROWN 2019 SEASON PROJECTED RESULTS:



TITLES: Wimbledon, French Open, Indian Wells, Miami, Madrid, Cincinnati, Shanghai, Hamburg, Munich, Stuttgart, Halle, Eastbourne, Newport.

RANKING: #1



The GOAT will bounce back from an injury-plagued 2018 season and reclaim the world #1 mantle and battle rivals such as Bernard TOMIC and Jack SOCK for the biggest titles in the sport.
Anonymous99
Are you drunk?
Tennis_anyone?
Coke head D.J
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PREDICTIONS FOR ATP TOP TEN 2019:



1. Dustin BROWN

2. Bernard TOMIC

3. Jack SOCK

4. Robin HAASE

5. Ruben BEMELMANS

6. John MILLMAN

7. Yuichi SUGITA

8. Daniel BRANDS

9. Guy Orly IRADUKUNDA

10. Dudi SELA
Dustin 2 Rafa 0
Yes. I watch Dustin destroy scrubs like Rafael Nadal 6-4 6-1
Cam64
Lol do you even watch tennis
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